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I had this dream one time about a fortune telling pancake. Instead of money it took syrup.

mitigatedwrath:

elisetheawesome:

glorifi3d:

kaleidoeyez:

mommalikey:

darnni:

THIS IS SERIOUSLY A SALAD DRESSING COMMERCIAL

WHAT ARE YOU REALLY TRYING TO SELL

Oh man I love salad!

can he be included

HE DOESN’T EVEN HAVE ON PANTS

FINALLY a commercial that sexualizes MEN for a change!

Now we know why she is so happy

(Source: fweecarter, via blackeyed-timelady)

— 3 minutes ago with 146331 notes

waltsentme:

kaylacoan:

I think all of our positivity levels need to be more like Mike’s.

THIS ↑

(Source: packageofgirlyevil, via disneyisinmyblood)

— 4 minutes ago with 142915 notes

wizengamots:

Most noble of you Harry to shield me, but as it’s been pointed out the parchment clearly says Dumbledore’s Army, not Potter’s. I instructed Harry to form this organization and I, and I alone, am responsible for its activities.

(via darkmarks)

— 12 minutes ago with 1494 notes

cailencrow:

disneyismyescape:

disneywithswank:

IF YOUR HEART DIDN’T SHATTER INTO A MILLION FRAGMENTS WHEN THAT LAST LINE WAS SAID YOU ARE NOT HUMAN.

I watched this the other week and i started crying my eyes out. 

See. It’s not fair. They took Goofy, who even in GOOF TROOP was still just overly silly and meant for splapstick, and they give Goofy real world fatherhood problems. And to this DAY I will still mist up for this scene.

(Source: lumineon, via imagineer-in-training)

— 14 minutes ago with 33295 notes

breelandwalker:

illischainsecho:

illalwaysbeyoungatheart:

gh3ttobla5ter:

cvmf:

Hades appreciation post.

He is kind of one of my favorite Disney villains.

He’s so sassy! I love it!

He’s one of the reasons why I point out this movie is hilarious.

YES, I KNOW IT’S NOT THE ORIGINAL FRICKIN’ MYTH. But it can still be good/funny for what it is.

“Mr. Zeus. Mr. High-and-Mighty. Mr. Hey-You-Get-Off-of-My-Cloud.”

Fun Fact: They rewrote most of the dialogue for the part after James Woods auditioned. Many of the oneliners were improvised. The top gif was his greeting to the writers when they were first introduced.

(via imagineer-in-training)

— 18 minutes ago with 95061 notes
Regrets collect like old friends, here to relive your darkest moments.

(Source: mrsbickerson, via captainraydor)

— 19 minutes ago with 202 notes
filthylittleoptimist:


snorl4x:

how long will it burn if it isn’t an emergency???????

only a few minutes because they sense that it is not truly an emergency

filthylittleoptimist:

snorl4x:

how long will it burn if it isn’t an emergency???????

only a few minutes because they sense that it is not truly an emergency

(Source: poyzn, via i-aint-bovvered)

— 19 minutes ago with 109327 notes

bleakparadise:

rare, personal list of kim and kanye’s possible baby’s name

(via i-aint-bovvered)

— 19 minutes ago with 20574 notes
friend:Have you ever considered that your fascination with Jaime might be slightly unhealthy?
me:Yes. I've considered it.
friend:and?
me:NOPE I'M GOOD
— 3 days ago with 22 notes

fdar86:

Is so fun to read the conversations between James and Julie in twitter. haha I love! Only thing I find interesting to do on twitter.

— 3 days ago with 223 notes